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Here’s a list of stuff I saw today:

• Top-Class Sheep Placenta – Now, if I were to decide to go out and buy a sheep’s placenta I’d have to be certain it’d be top quality, so at $7 who can complain? Quality offal for those quality occasions.
• Crazy Guy (and toy) – There was a crazy guy in his 50s chasing a pea-sized screwed up piece of paper across a busy street. He looked like he was having fun! I certainly was when I watched him actually trip over the thing in excitement.
• Worst Bagpipe Player Ever – I think this guy was taking the piss to be honest. If I were Scottish I’d have been embarrassed to have witnessed it. I’m not though so I couldn’t give a toss!
• Lightening – Storm’s on its way!
• The biggest food hall ever – rows and rows of stalls all selling oriental-style food. I’d just had my lunch so was thankful I didn’t have to decide on choosing one. These are some hard choices I have to make at the minute, eh?
• Andy Chiu – OK, it wasn’t Andy but looked a lot like him.
• “Treats From Home” – A shop catering for all the English people clearly missing a few home comforts. I was expecting the usual chocolate bars, biscuits, Union Flag tat, but they had UK washing powders and conditioners too! That’s not that exciting is it?
• A Curious Dog Turd – I’m actually lying here as I saw this last week in Newtown, but it was a dog turd on the street with a shoe box laying next to it with “DON’T TOUCH THE DOG POO!” crudely written in red and blue marker pen. I was amazed someone had the courtesy to forewarn pedestrians about the danger, and had used two colours to emphasise this.

And that’s that.